My fellow Americans~ Ha, just kidding-- it's not George W. Bush, not yet anyway. George had kind of a hard day today, what with the CIA trying to shut down his blog and all. But in true Republican fashion, he intends to use the public to put the failed venture back in business. So we all know George has always relied on a little "help" from ghostwriters, but he's never been truly conservative about it. By which I mean allowing people to compete in the free market, then mercilessly conglomerating them. But that's exactly what he's gonna do now. Yes, you savvy folks who have volunteered to write as Dubya, the race is on. Go ahead and send me your best mock-Bush entry before noon tomorrow, central time. I'll pick the best ones, compile them, then credit you. Base your entry on the news of the day, and make sure to write in W's patent patois. I can't promise this is the method I'll use permanently, but it's not like a site dedicated to GWB should keep its promises anyway. So send me your stuff! You'll hear back from me tomorrow.
